Last Saturday, Britain saw its first "Wife Audition", billed as the Pop Idol of matchmaking. Naturally, I decided to attend - in a purely professional capacity, you understand - to see how exactly you put a "Wife" through her paces in the 21st century. After all, who would do the soul-baring equivalent of a tap dance in a tutu? And who would think that was a good way of finding a wife?
Read more at the Guardian here. (19th May 2005)